Some people have asked me about joining the Legions of Darkness. One wanted to know, "So, Deb, besides getting a button, buying a shirt, and eating your sweet rolls, what's involved here?"
If you join the Legions of Darkness, your
duties as a Minion are...largely ceremonial.
Fortunately for all concerned, I am inherently lazy. If I were to take over the World (or, heaven forbid, the Universe), it would need to be scrubbed, dusted, painted, and swathed in curtains. This strikes me as far too much work, when combined with my day job. So the earliest that a mobilization of My Legions of Darkness is likely to occur would be in about 2022, which is when I retire and might get bored.
All Legions of Darkness...
For information on acquiring your own bits of evil sartorial splendor (or, if you prefer, splendour), please go to my Dark Minions Store, or feel free to drop me a note privately.(Well, of course it would be privately. We don't start you at captain, no matter how g/o/o/d/ b/a/d/ evil you are.)
My Legions of Darkness are paid in sweetrolls.
This raspberry-filled sweetroll was photographed brief minutes after it was frosted (by Mike Benveniste).
|Sweetroll recipe (for stay-at-home minions)|
...Berger des Chat (Cat Herder). *
Copyright Deb Geisler, 2007.
I really don't care that much if you snarf stuff from here, but why would you want to?
*It is a custom-made pattern-welded sword made of meteoric iron which my husband commissioned for me as a Valentine's Day present in 2003; the custom scabbard includes black star diopside stones (a sort of four-pointed star sapphire) and some lovely leather and bronze work.